A creampie for the new girl

Here's Jackie Pierson, 53, divorced, a former mental health professional from New Jersey. She's new to this kind of thing. How new? We asked her.

Before, today how many times had you taken your clothes off in front of a camera?

"Zero," Jackie said.

How many times had you gone nude in public?

"Zero," Jackie said.

How many times have you been a swinger?

"Zero," Jackie said.

How many times have you been an exhibitionist?

Guess what Jackie said?

Jackie, who was born in Ohio, had never stripped, never thought about it, never fantasized about having sex on camera.

"I thought, 'Would someone want to see a woman over 50? Would someone want to see their naked body? Who would want to see that? Why?' I didn't think anybody would be interested in looking at my body."

Well, Jackie, forgive us if this sounds rude, but you were wrong. Very wrong.

So here's Jackie. An absolute beginner at this kind of thing.

By the way, this scene? It's the first time this busy woman had had sex in…